1. Feminine hygiene commercials
2. Mirrors in bathrooms
3. Janet Reno, Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, and Barney Frank (ok, thats 4, but I needed the room)
4. Any group whose name begins with "SAVE"and the National Organization of Women (NOW).
5. Envelopes made from recycled waste (unless sent to #4 above)
6. Oprah, Julia Roberts, RoseAnne, and Rosie O'Donell (ok, so I remembered 4 more)
8. Spandex (someone once said, just ban size 3 spandex. I say it seems to ONLY be in size 3!!)
9. Celebrity Award Shows (in the words of Maximus Desmus Meridian (Gladiator) "The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end"
10. Stupid people ( see #3 and #6 above)
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