TOP TEN THINGS I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND

1. Women

2. Why women can't see the toilet seat is up?

3. Why we have to "talk" during a sporting event?

4. The need for a 24-pack of toilet paper

5. Why feminists support Bill Clinton?

6. When "NO" actually means "YES"?

7. The need for more than 3 pairs of shoes

8. Why being late is "fashionable"?

9. Why watching sports doesn't qualify for getting in touch with my feelings?

10. plucking eyebrows

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