1.   Oh that?.............That's my favorite axe.

2.   Do you mind if Mother comes along?

3.   We have to swing by my parole officer's home.

4.   Can I borrow twenty bucks?

5.   Geeze..........what happened to your hair?

6.   How much is this date going to cost me?

7.   You distract the waiter.......and I'll slip out the back door.

8.   If the cops stop us, don't tell them I have this gun.......OK?

9.   My last girlfriend said that to me too........she's still missing.

10.  My wife thinks I'm working late.

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